- Continue volunteering during the evenings at Jabbok Family Services
- Move to a bigger apartment (possibly the adorable ones one block off from here)
- Go to Disney World
- Adopt a corgi
- Feast on raspberries whenever I darn well please
- Shop without a ton of guilt
- Pay off credit card debt
- Get fat off of baklava
- Spoil Jared rotten with all the PS3 games he can shake a controller at
- Go to a concert (Deathcab will be here late August)
- Network with coworkers
- Buy a Halloween costume
- Get a bus pass (yay!)
- Take dance classes
- Leap tall buildings in a single bound
- Go three rounds with Rocky Balboa
- Party like it's 1999
- Live a lush life of affluence
- Spend my invisi-children's college funds on gambling and booze
- Buy myself a little something ... like a watch, a necklace... or a yacht
- Bring powdered wigs back into fashion
- Use all that commute time on the bus to read Hunger Games and Harry Potter
- Replace that PS3 controller Jared broke from all that shaking
- Own a replica of a mastodon, or dig up a frozen one and reanimate it
- Use reanimated mastodon as primary transportation
- Eat a lot of pizza
- Have name legally changed to "Your Majesty"
- Hang out with Beyoncé
- Become a one-hit wonder
- Write a list that goes on far too long
- Challenge Katie Binning to a gun show
- Block out the sun, Mr. Burns style
- Create a super hero costume that functions in everyday life
- Create insane platform and run for Republican office
- Learn to love Cheetos
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| The employed care not for your horse power. |
Sorry to all those searching for a gif of a corgi in a mastodon costume eating Cheetos.
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